Don't Be a Dickbag Inc.

softdomme asked:

Have a fantastic wedding!

Thank you, m’dear!

HI, KIDS. 

My wedding is now in exactly two weeks.

When this bullshit is all over with I’m going to post in this blog so hard you don’t even know

lediableaquatre:

How tumblr thinks statistics works.

(Source: mau-ve)

instigatinglittleshit:

This is your not-so-daily reminder to click the link and then click the pretty purple button to help provide pet food for animal shelters ‘cause it’s a good thing to do and it takes like two seconds and it’s free

FREE GOOD DEEDS, KIDS. 

ninshinobi replied to your post: FOLKS. THIS IS AN I’M NOT DEAD POST …

NO PFP YOU ARE DEAD YOU NEED TO ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ON, LEST YOU BE BOUND TO THIS MORTAL REALM AS A HOLLOW SHADE FOR ETERNITY

FUCK OFF, I CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS AND WATCH PEOPLE UNDRESS. I’M STAYING.

lionsilverwolf asked:

I'm drunk and you've been gone. I was dashing greyface. You're adorable. I had crush. May still have. Unsure. You're crush worthy regardless. Hope that makes you happy n.n

DASHING GREY-FACED STRANGER UNMASKED.

You’re a sweetie pie. Remember to drink lots of water. <3

FOLKS.

THIS IS AN I’M NOT DEAD POST

HOPE YOU’RE ALL HAVING A MAGNIFICENT DAY.

I GOT NEW PIERCING JEWELRY THAT ISN&#8217;T TOO BIG FOR MY FACE AND DID SOME LAME SHIT TO MY HAIR, LOVE ME

I GOT NEW PIERCING JEWELRY THAT ISN’T TOO BIG FOR MY FACE AND DID SOME LAME SHIT TO MY HAIR, LOVE ME

Anonymous asked:

hello person i am hoping you're having a great day, and if not i hope it turns around and becomes a great day cause you deserve that

Ahhhh you’re such a sweetie pie. 

Thank you, love, same to you. <3